It’s all about the story and the dialogues, timeless elements which don’t change…

Hourglass

There are timeless elements about the cinematic craft which never change, no matter the season, no matter the hippest trend.

When it comes to the movie business, everything almost always tracks back to the twin fundamentals of story and dialogue. When it comes to these two items, filmmakers need to be ruthless and precise, and those who don’t heed this age-worn advice do so, really, at their film’s detriment.

When an independent film isn’t selling in the marketplace or securing distribution, the root cause of the dearth of buzz surrounding projects has to do with the lack of time invested getting stories as ship-shape as they can be.

Scripts belonging to poorly-performing films are usually rushed, with dialogues that are way too on-the-nose, with stories which at once seem much too predictable for discerning indie film audiences who might be looking for edgier, more contemplative fare from their artistic vanguard.

If audiences aren’t flocking en masse to watch your film, one of your first diagnostic areas of fix should be your screenplay.

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Moral of the story: always attend the cocktail party!

Cocktail Party

A cute anecdote I often like to relate during presentations deals with the delicious unpredictability of Hollywood. It’s somewhat of a cautionary tale, one indies would derive a ton of inspiration from, giving them hope that anything can happen at anytime in this business, so best to be receptive to all offers and all opportunities which cross your path…

Who remembers that 2003 film called Matchstick Men, starring Nick Cage and Sam Rockwell? It was a adapted crime drama directed by Ridley Scott, a summer-shot film in the L.A. Valley which was strictly intended to fill a gap in Scott’s schedule between mega-budget shoots Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven.

It’s now more than eight-plus years since I watched that picture and I still vividly remember co-screenwriting brothers Nick and Ted Griffin DVD special features commentary about their odyssey making this film and getting Scott attached to direct.

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#BlogSomething2012 | Stark raving mad: turning your eager viewers into film evangelists…

Museum of Fine Arts Boston

Congratulations! You made it. You’ve reached the end of #BlogSomething2012 for this week only (more content coming soon!). For those of you who toughed it out with a smile, good on you!

It was fun reading over the educational posts of the week, with heapful kudos going out to Christopher S. Penn for suggesting the initiative in the first place and especially to professional speaking consultant Dr. Nick Morgan of Public Words for being so stalwart in keeping up with the overall rat-tat-tat. On both counts, I learned heaps. On both counts, I left better off than when I started.

For those gates catching up today, posts one, two, three, and four dealt with the techniques professional marketers leverage to collect prospects, sift meticulously through them for juicy qualified leads (yum!), then how marketers engage them copiously while closing the proverbial deal.

Today, my sweet babies, we’re topping it off with the coup-de-grace: once you entice said customers firmly into the fold (in our indie film case, audience members/niche audience/target audience <—interchangeable), how do we convert them into stark raving mad book-brandishing tablecloth-wearing horse-riding evangelists, maintaining the old quasi-religious message? The sort of audience folk who’ll only be too glad to follow you into the roiling heat of battle, to heave themselves once more over the bloody parapet into the muddy, mustard gas-y (thank you Fritz Haber for that invention!), razor wire-y, corpse-strewn Vimy Ridge contretemps we call the competitive marketplace.

See that image above? See that complete meshuggeneh jumping off the roof at the Museum of Fine Arts in Beantown, likely into a hill of pterodactyl feathers? That’s the kind of total self-nullification, self-abnegation we’re looking for! HEAR YE, HEAR YE: seeking all roof jumpers, please report to the castle precincts! Basically, here’s the job profile: something like what we saw in M. Night’s The Happening. You feelin’ me?

So how do we even achieve this?

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#BlogSomething2012 | Finishing the paso doble…so how do you get them to finally sit and watch your movie?!

MFA Mummies

Lest you think we marketing folk engage in all of this derring-do to no particular end — that we perform it strictly to tickle our always-be-researching, information-addled minds – rest assured there is indeed a purpose to all of our tinkering.

In the case of indie film – the audience catered to at this blog and the raison d’être for PMD-For-Hire – filmmakers ultimately need you to sit watch their pictures, goddamit, if they intend on having a film career. They want you to fork over some shekels to see their art, regardless of which platform you consume it, and then they want you to ebulliently share your experiences with everybody else you know. Simple enough.

If you’ve just dropped in today, welcome! This is the fourth of the #BlogSomething2012 series, inspired by this initial Christopher S. Penn post (of the detail-icious podcast Marketing Over Coffee), with one final entry to follow on the morrow.

Posts one, two, and — #KABOOM! — three dealt with techniques we marketers use to collect our prospects, sift through them for juicy qualified leads, and then how best to engage them once they’ve decided to become customers. Post four – this one – is how to actually get these customers to physically do the very thing you’ve been puckering up to them for all week long…

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#BlogSomething2012 | They’re aware, they’re interested. But how to make them true blue?

Museum of Fine Arts Boston

So you shot a movie…bravo.
So you’ve got people possibly interested in watching it and getting more involved with all the activities surrounding your film…wicked.
So you’ve even garnered a few tweets and received several emails from people interested in obtaining streaming access to watch your ab-fab picture, but — whoopsie daisy — you’re not quite at that stage yet…the team’s still waiting on the necessary approvals from the Stormtroopers at the Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu gates…

Splendid. Actually, splendido, this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Several thousand gorgeous friendships, if you can swing it, so start practicing them strokes today.

If you’ve been spending any time online over the past 24, and know a thing or two about crowdfunding, you’ll have already heard about Amanda “Fucking” Palmer’s Kickstarter campaign. With twenty-nine days left on the roster, her team has already hit their requested $100,000 US target, now sitting pretty as the viral receipts continue clocking in by the minute. Her pledge video? Yep, you guessed it cowboy, it’s unique, but what’s most innovative about her shtick is the pledge rewards she’s offering up in exchange for your clams. If you haven’t yet heard of this – and call yourself an, um…independent filmmaker or artist – take a few minutes out of your “busy schedule” to review her and manager Eric’s FAQ and marvel in the series of far-out perqs people get for ponying up their ducats. Note how capably she and said team are running their campaign: taking no prisoners with emails (try emailing eric@amandapalmer.net and see what happens if you doubt me), and supplying as many helpful FAQs in a supporting capacity. It’s – literally – “fucking” poetry in motion.

Amanda "Fucking" Palmer's Kickstarter campaign as of May 02, 2012

Pebble's Kickstarter Campaign as of May 02, 2012

With Palmer’s latest gambit, there were suddenly a ton of artists who dusted off the ganja flakes and took notice. And thanks to Amanda and her wunderteam, marketers are now paying rapt attention to how both she and KS campaigns like the Pebble’s (go Canada!) – now at almost $8M US (!!!) – have been able to convert would-be admirers into the fanatically engaged and sycophantic.

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#BlogSomething2012 | How to convert your film’s possibly-maybe fans into true fans?

Higgins Armory Museum

All you independent filmmakers out there reading this, it’s for a reality check…

With more than 45,000 independent films and documentaries being produced in the industry every year, only 800 films have the privilege of embarking upon the festival circuit…200 of which make it into Sundance – indie film’s premiere coming-out party – with only 40 earning any sort of distribution deal worth speaking of. Of that number, only ONE picture lands a lucrative studio deal. One stellar film out of a crop of 45,000 hopeful aspirants to greatness wins the equivalent of the lottery in our business. Wow…

So what does that say about your particular film?

It’s saying that you’ve got to start looking at your career from a radically new angle.

You’ve got to think beyond “film as start-up operation,” a full-on reinventing of the wheel each time you step up to the cinematic plate, instead re-conceiving your picture’s various audience engagement efforts as part of a long-term career arc, delivering precious fans from picture to picture to picture along a very long career horizon. Time to start considering your new audience members as a sort of famiglia, as advocates of your work, comrades who are only too willing to speak to its many merits and – moreover – willing to promiscuously share practically anything you’re up to with their various networks. Groupies of a sort, to be sure, but groupies who do most of the benefitting while you do most of the hard labor. Sounds like a fair deal, given what most filmmakers ask their audiences to do compared with what they’re prepared to deliver in exchange.

Question, remains, however: how do you find fans of this ilk? How do you get folks to switch from being those who simply glance at you as you shout: “Pick me! Pick me!” (as if you’re some sort of yahoo) to becoming stalwart heralders of your noble cause? Into becoming your super fans, fiercely loyal and even more doggedly committed to helping you spread word of your story to the known universe?

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#BlogSomething2012 | How do you grow your audience, get more people to find you, and become interested in you?

Museum of Fine Arts Boston

For the remainder of this week Ill be participating in the #BlogSomething2012 challenge, a nifty call to action spearheaded recently by mega-marketer Christopher S. Penn of Marketing Over Coffee and many other places both online and off.

For five consecutive days – starting this Monday, April 30, 2012 — I’ll be churning through a series of topics Penn drafted last week (which you can find here) about critical areas related to your company’s audience engagement, its outreach, its ability to turn punters into payers, and how you deliver audience members through the sales funnel over the long-haul.

For indie filmmakers, audience engagement is Job #1 and the very thing that keeps them in business, so to speak.

Scant audience to watch your film means it and your production crew have no legs to stand, and in the US this is a double-whammy because it means you likely don’t have second chance to make a first impression. Knowing the vagaries of the US film marketplace, it also means you’re not likely going to be making movies a second time around because you can’t deliver an audience to a distributor with designs of turning your film into a hit. If you can’t deliver an audience, you can’t make films. At least this is how it works in the largest film market in the world (in terms of business activity, not volume of films produced).

So let’s respond directly:

How do you grow your audience, get more people to find you, and become interested in you?

I’ll attack that after the jump.

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PMD Proverbs | You can’t polish a turd!

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Here’s the thing, kids…this incessant raft of also-ran indies we’ve been seeing so far in 2012 – which some say will clock in at close to 45,000 titles – the majority of them…? Turds all.

Turds = poorly-scripted narratives with little future market value and abhorrently poor dialogue and mechanics (I read at least two of these/week). So-called “Passion Projects” which haven’t been properly vetted by market professionals and sales captains to determine whether they’ve even got the legs to go the distance or the strength to withstand the centrifugal forces threatening to rend them to shreds the instant they enter the cinematic slipstream.

Turds = films which are not meticulously budgeted and critically financially mismanaged. Filmmakers who don’t know their head from their ass when it comes to spending precious budgetary resources, with production cash leeching out of every possible orifice all week long, kid in Willy Wonka’s Choc Shop kinda thing. Spending on expensive gear and sexy perqs which produce zero discernible bottom-line value to the fate of your film, spent at the lupine indulgence of the head person pulling those purse strings without any forecasting whatsoever as to how all this is going to recouped.

Turds = films being managed by maladroit human monkeys who haven’t learned about the holiness of keeping their word in this business (which is their only check worth cashing), who constantly overpromise and grossly underdeliver, who don’t understand a damn thing about entertainment law, film finances, casting, or the dozens of other mission-critical details which constitute a ship-shape production unit. This is a gravely serious problem – akin to a drug addiction – and it’s been making its impact in the world of independent cinema as the process becomes even more democratized. I’m downright filling up trouser-loads in fear. Not sure about you.

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PMDs = “indie Viagra”

Viagra Pills | Producers of Marketing and Distribution/PMDs are the equivalent to indie film's Viagra
PMDs just might help ya get lucky…

Well, not that sort of luck, smut breath, but the kind which creates better odds for the arrival of luck as an indie filmmaker, specifically that related to your film and its overall prospects in the marketplace.

I was having a chat with former parachuting instructor and Super Aussie Ian Kath the other day (as part of our marathon 3-hour Skype catch-up) about this very subject. We asked ourselves: why do some people appear to wield luck with the delicacy of a Rottweiler’s grip, while others boast two-fifths of fuckall?

So we brainstormed…what can those who presently consider themselves unlucky do to reverse their fate?

What you don’t know is that prior to our parley, Ian spent half an hour viewing this recent episode of Yours Truly’s latest session, even taking meticulous notes, which lead to the dawning of an idea, one which arose with as much subtlety as a D9 smashing into a coalface…

 

Kanji for Luck

“Producers of Marketing and Distribution” are like “indie Viagra” – they’re the very ingredient which helps indie filmmakers find ol’ Lady Luck.

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What are the essential skills required to become a Producer of Marketing and Distribution?

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I’m often asked – both by film industry professionals and non-film people alike – what are some of the essential skills required to become a practicing PMD.

For those of my readers who know and have met me in person, I’m so not precious about these sorts of things, always eager and happy to share what I know and learn. My overall attitude is the more professional-caliber PMDs we have out there, the better it is for the craft and for the indie vertical, more generally. If someone is glancing a list of potential project PMDs in front of them, complete with references, websites, and past project histories – very much like a selection between potential accountants, lawyers, gardeners, snow removers, or other service professionals — indie filmmakers as a group can make a more informed choices about the PMD they ultimately intend to hire. Again, win-win all the way. They can justify their fee outlay accordingly this way. Moreover, it affords an opportunity for the would-be PMD to really use their charisma to secure the gig, so may the best person win, so to speak.

I’ve prepared a rough list of things practicing Producers of Marketing and Distribution need to do daily if they expect to be of any use to their clients and to our industry (by referring to themselves as PMDs). If we working PMDs expect to gain any measure of respect for the things we do – carrying out the role Jon Reiss conceived of for us back in 2008 – then this is what we need to do as a profession.

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